The Bush Administration Math
On the 21st, the U.S. announces 8000 Iraqis surrendered, then on the 30th, CNN reports only 4000 Iraqis were being held prisoner. Does this mean that between those days, they rescued 4000 prisoners. Looks like they have 3999 more Jessica Lynch's than the "Coalition of the Willing". This is why I don't believe the American press.

 
Thank god for the U.N.

 
What if people begin to suspect not that every boy who cries wolf is lying, but that every sheep is a wolf in sheep's clothing?

 
Saw Head Of State. It was like a Chris Rock stand-up routine. He got all his jokes out there but the story was hastily put together. Three and a half stars.

 
Always good for a few laughs.
Bushisms

 
Here I am bunkered down at my desk at work, with nothing better to do than set up a blog.
Woo-Hoo